Retailers are planning to open earlier than ever this Thanksgiving holiday, with many national department stores opening their doors by 8 p.m. Thanksgiving night. Here are some of the doorbuster deals they have unveiled for the upcoming holiday shopping season:
- Dollar Tree: Thirteen-ounce package of Li’l Dutch Maid Duplex Creme Cookies marked down to 75 cents between midnight and 6 a.m.
- Kmart: Choice of complimentary Hi Ho Cherry-O board game or Ryobi cordless drill bit set for each scalp of a fellow shopper presented at checkout
- Petsmart: Obligatory ferret with every purchase
- Barnes & Noble: Free Barnes & Noble franchise location with the purchase of any Penguin Classic
- Claire’s: Five-second express piercing
- Bath & Body Works: Severed hand to moisturize with every purchase
- Swarovski Crystal: One big slab of beef when you spend $50 or more
- Yankee Candle: Half-off with student ID
- Sears: Free receipts for the kids
- Target: Eighty percent off any item in store as long as customer is willing to be hunted in aisles by manager
- Bose Store: No. You pay full price.
- Kohl’s: Complimentary all-encompassing sadness and pervasive sense that your life wasn’t supposed to be like this with every purchase from 8 p.m. Thursday to 9 a.m. Friday