After dominating sales of smartphones, tablets, and other electronics, Apple is reportedly secretly designing its first car, code-named Titan. Here are some features of Apple’s rumored car:
- Windshield features four times as many pixels as reality
- Full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline
- Driver prompted to sign into iCloud before each gear shift
- Compatible with most major roads
- Recommends new driving speeds based on user’s past favorites
- Sleek, unobtrusive airbags
- Cup holder
- Windshield cracks easily, though car typically still works fine afterward
- Sticker price of $85,000 drops to $199 with two-year Verizon contract
- Wheels turn into rainbow pinwheels whenever car stalls
- Lightweight but powerful enough to careen across six lanes of traffic and through guardrails of overpass
- Comes with couple of cool Apple stickers