ENGLAND
Strength: Have fought wars in or against most of these other countries
Weakness: Insists on “Wourld Cup” spelling
Style Of Play: Genteel counterattacking
David Beckham: Nope
Scapegoat: Wayne Rooney
Most Famous Fan Chant: “En-ger-land, En-ger-land, En-ger-land, Just Do Your Best Out There, It’s Only A Game”