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January 5, 2009 | Issue 45•02

Survival Of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Closest Thing Man Got To Christmas Miracle • Survival Of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Closest Thing Man Got To Christmas Miracle
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December 18, 2008 | Issue 44•51

America's First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term • America's First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term • Hurriphoonado Cuts Swath Of Destruction Across Eastern, Western Hemispheres • Barack Obama Defeats Barack Hussein Obama • $700 Billion Bailout Celebrated With Lavish $800 Billion Executive Party • Scientists Warn Large Earth Collider May Destroy Earth • Iran's Nuclear Operation Revealed To Be Cover For Greatest Roller Coaster Ever • INFOGRAPHIC: Emerging Technologies • Explore Your Year: Timeline 2008 • Saying Goodbye: The Ones We Lost This Year • How Did The Economy Go Bad? • Iraq's Little Victories • New Faces In The News
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December 12, 2008 | Issue 44•50

Manager Achieves Full Mastery Of Pointless Managerial Jargon • Manager Achieves Full Mastery Of Pointless Managerial Jargon • Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore • Staten Island Historians Piece Together Genealogy Of Wu-Tang Clan • INFOGRAPHIC: College Too Expensive?
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