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Staff

Editorial

Associate Editor Joe Randazzo
Assistant Editor Megan Ganz
Editorial Manager Chet Clem
Sports Editor John Krewson
Radio News Producer Chris Karwowski
Story Editor Todd Hanson
Features Editor Joe Garden
Web Editor Baratunde Thurston
Senior Writer Dan Guterman
Staff Writers John Harris, Chad Nackers, Seth Reiss
Senior Designer Colin Tierney
Graphics Editors Michael Faisca, Nick Gallo
Editorial Coordinator Dave Kornfeld
Contributing Writers Cole Bolton, Geoff Haggerty, Ellie Kemper, Dan Klein, Jackie Lalley, Matt Morrison, Chris Pauls, Maria Schneider, Anita Serwacki, Sigmund Stern, Jack Steuf, Will Tracy
Other Contributers Adam Albright-Hanna, Johnny McNulty, Michael Schwartz

The A.V. Club

Editor Keith Phipps
Managing Editor Josh Modell
Associate Editor/National Tasha Robinson
Associate Editor/Local Kyle Ryan
Film Editor Scott Tobias
Head Writer Nathan Rabin
Staff Writers Christopher Bahn, Andy Battaglia, Amelie Gillette, Scott Gordon, Mark Hawthorne, Jason Heller, Steve Hyden, Gregg LaGambina, Sean O'Neal, Dave Wolinsky, Jessica Jardine, Matthew Borlik
Contributing Writers Donna Bowman, Noel Murray, Wil Wheaton

Onion News Network

Executive Producer/Director Will Graham
Head Writer Carol Kolb
Producer Mark Lieberman
Line Producer Matt Morrison
Co-Producer Claudina DelGuidice
Art Director Jessica Petruccelli
Editor/Post Production Supervisor/Director Judy Adler

Web

Web Technology Director Michael Greer
Online Content Producer Matt Kirsch
System Administrator John Henry
Lead Developer Jeffrey Weston
Web Programmer Tom Tobin

Business

Chairman David Schafer (davidkschafer@gmail.com)
CEO Steve Hannah (shannah@theonion.com)
COO Mike McAvoy (mcavoy@theonion.com)
General Manager Julie Smith
VP/Print Bill Wernecke (bwernecke@theonion.com)
National Account Executives Kim Bach Le, Sebastian Mei, Andrew Smith, Ryan Walther
East Coast Sales Manager Matt McDonagh
National Distribution Manager Shane McDougall
Human Resource Director Shannon Curtis

New Ventures

Sean Mills
VP Product Development Michael Greer
Design Director Rick Martin
Project Manager Ben Hudson

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